Okay, I resisted creating a livejournal account for a long time. Between my general disdain for the internets and drama, my desire to avoid yet another time sink, and my overall cantankerousness, I just couldn't find the motivation. Lately though, Tribe has been spiraling into un-usability, and various people have been subtly nudging me into switching over.

I was prepared to stick to my guns and remain the Last Great Holdout (tm), but then the other day princessdammit  issued an executive order commanding my presence here, and, well, she controls everything so I can't really say no.

So here I am now. Entertain me.